React and Respond!
Each week you will given a unique picture to write about. We want to get your initial first reaction to the picture!
Objective - Entertain the reader! Have fun!
Hints
- Use humour
- Be dramatic
- Be serious
- Write from a different viewpoint e.g. It might be as Ronald Macdonald, one of the men in black, yourself or even a made up character outside the photo.....
This is a must do activity
i was walking down the raoad and i heard a prrrrrp.
ReplyDeletei wanted to know what the sound was?
i walked down the road and saw a guy lighting a campfire with his fart!
the guy saw me and told me to come over.
he gave me a stick and a marshmallow to roast over the fart fire.
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ReplyDeleteMy butt feels warm,
ReplyDeleteSo I bend over.
And then I heard a yelp from rover.
I smelled a nice smell go through my nose,
Then I smelled some nice pavlova.
I turned around and then I saw,
I had burned through my own front door.
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ReplyDeleteThat soda was good. oho what's happening to me OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt omg man that was fire read the can it says extreme but fire drink. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteI was walking down town and i felt something comeing something big i let it out it burnet the libary sraigh down to the ground the end.
ReplyDeleteOver the river
ReplyDeleteover the snow
over the Mountains,
to the city of the fire.
The city of fire
has so much fire
There is fire houses
fire baby's.
Out of peoples mouths come fire
the snow is no more then fire
people are fire.
I know this is wired but out of the butts is fire.
I can tell you this if you go to the city of fire watch out for the flames.
The people all came together watching the person who was about to do a trick that everyone will think it amazing . He got in place he really didn't want to the trick but as always then he got ready wow that stink everyone was about to leave but then when they turn around there was fire coming out like a butt fart . What should we called it a fire fart that a good name , from then on he travel all the way around the world and he became famous and that my story
ReplyDelete3.2.1 hello and welcome to the greatest show on earth!!!!! Tonight i am showing you an act called juggling fire. ( I hope this doesn't go wrong ). Here i go wish me luck. Look everyone i am doing it. woah woooah wooooooah. No its going on my butt. Hey i guess i have learnt a new trick. What should i call it............................................. BUTT FIRE
ReplyDeleteI bent over to pick up my iphone but then ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is my house on fire ahhhhhhhhhhh im farting out fire!!!!!!!. But wait i can stop it no i cant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a chain of houses on fire.
ReplyDeleteBOOM!!!!! There was a big noise in the middle of the day at the esplanade I rushed
ReplyDeleteto see what it was there was a man farting fire I laughed HA HA HA ! it was so funny because he was in a chilly eating contest it was hilarious because he ate hot hot chilly but here's the not funny part because he had to call the fire department.
By Paige
i was walking down the street something hit me my stomach heart boom fire came out there was a burnt car behind me oops everybody looked it was awesome. by bailey
ReplyDeleteAhhhh What a nice day I just got back from McDonald's I am walking home and BOOM! I farted ahhh that's better wait MY BUTT IS ON FIRE IT'S GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER! I am sprinting and a heap cars blow up and I am in the air now AHHHHHHHHH (TO BE CONTINUED)
ReplyDeleteYipee! I finally got released and I made the right gas for the first time! Now from me the fart to the FLAMING FART! My body must be proud of me because this body is now known by it's magical effect BUTT FIRE!!! (All done by the fabulous me)
ReplyDelete-By Rio
as we started the play I needed to but I held it in.as we were about to finish i stopped and steered if I sing then I will fart if I don't I will be barrenness so i sung then i heard a big, boom what was that everyone screamed at me and yelled fire fire there is fire out of his bum I looked back ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fire.
ReplyDeleteOne day I was walking the street and I saw a man walking down the street and there was a old lady standing behind him. He bent over then out of nowhere flames came of of his butt. I had to think fast I saw a fire hose by the nearby store I put the fire out I saw a person standing behind his it was the old lady she's covered in blacked ...
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ReplyDeleteDam I'm glad thats not my butt. He has drunk some real spicy spicy spicy spicy milk he is the best best best best best at at at at at at at at at butt butt butt butt butt butt bombs.
ReplyDeleteBy Ratawhetu
lettuce , ham and cheese all in one
ReplyDeletesquash went the bun in my tum.
All of a sudden I needed more
so off I went to the grocery store
As I went to the store I saw amazing art
When I ate some more food I let out quite a large fart!!
I turned and suddenly my smile burnt down
oh what a frown no more food for me I may turn Round.
By Kaia, Alice, and Mia
"MMMMMMMMM, that patrol was soooooo good you should try." "Children stay away from the HOBO" "Excuse me, do you want some of this gas or what" "Bring it on, oh and stay back children" "CHA CHING" "Pooh cannon coming up man" But before she could do anything the HOBO stood up and let it rip. The lady was left laying on ground gasping for air. DUN DUN DUN TO BE CONTINUED...
ReplyDelete"MUM! I'm going out to be stupid and use gasoline again!" I yelled. "OK darling! Be back by 7:30!" My Mum replied. I grab my all-mighty bottle of gasoline and sprinted out of the house and down to the local cave-man age museum. I looked around. No one was watching. Good. I quickly pored some gasoline on one of the cave-men mannequins and then whipped out my trusty insta-fart fire pills that I ALWAYS keep in my pocket. I got out a pill, aimed my butt at the mannequin and took the pill. I waited 5 seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, FIRE!!! The mannequin bursted into flames! The fire alarms went off! People panicking! It was mayhem! Talk about a blast to the past!!!!
ReplyDeleteOhh. What's that up in the corner on the roof! Is that a... No! A SECURITY CAMERA!!!!!!!
oh no, too much chilli,
ReplyDeletevery silly.
should of had less spice
but wouldn't taste so nice
oh no, can't find toilet
i'm about to boil it
tight, tight
i'm putting up a fight
don't let it go
oh no, oh no
boom kaboom
so many fumes
why did you have to light a fire
right behind my beautiful desire (butt)
it it was even more deadly
because i ate the chilli!
BEST POEM EVER so creative and funny
DeleteOMG IM THE FART I NEED TO RIPPPP PEEW COMING OUT THE BUM TUBE @ 600KM PER HOUR and then a tiny fart comes out like poot then 10 seconds later PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT i cant breath im used to breathing turd sented air.
ReplyDeleteonce upon a time there was a boy and that boys name was josh Elston also known as my brother and he had one major problem he could not fart or poo. the very next day he tried so hard he peed so he went to sleep he was annoyed with himself that night his house he lives in now caught on fire know one found dead but josh had a very burnt bumb.Five days later josh unfortunately his bumb popped off so his problem was solved but he still farted fire and that is because he added way to much chill to his bread and all his meals.the poos of my brother were round and flaming the good thing is that the toilet did not catch on fire but the toilet melted every time my brother pooped and one day he went swimming but he forgot that he pooped fire and turned the pool into a heated pool and a tasty pool also it tasted sort of like chill but they did not notice.
ReplyDeleteNEWS REPORT: Today kids at Riverdale School go on a rampage, by putting gasoline on there teachers and farting turning them into ashes. There are only two sightings of teachers that are still alive. WITNESSES SAY: That the kids take them to one of the classrooms and burn them alive with there horrible stinky farts, and then take there ashes to the dump. BACK TO THE STORY: Two Teachers manage to escape the kids but are still in the school, And those two Teachers were recognised on the 25th of June 2015. There names are Mr J Bron and Mrs S Macallum. THE KIDS SAY: WE ARE NEVER GOING TO LET THEM OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!! UNTILL WE GET THEM ALL WE WILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCHOOL.
ReplyDeleteStory by Janice Slacks (William Jacobs actually)
My wife told me to go for a run to pick up my daughter from school. I had just been to mc donalds so i was feeling pretty sick you know. I could hear my stomach growling loudly. As we left the school my daughter Allie was just a bit behind so i took a rest. It was like i needed to fart but i didn't want to. Allie caught up to me so i stood up then BOOM! my pants fell down and my undeies had a big hole in them i had to come out Allie was behinde me, so i quickly tured around to see her but the gaint fart blew her away " Ow no what is my wife going to say...... To be continued.
ReplyDeleteBy akiva
One day I was casually eating my lunch at school when I court my eye on something
ReplyDeleteAWESOME . it was a man farting into space what I now that man he is Mr Born my teacher.
Emma.E
when i was walking down my neighbourhood and i soar some one just wondering around the neighbourhood i decried to follow him he went into the park close to my house he kept walking and walking it was really far i never walk this far so i kept flowing him there was a really flat serifs he bended down got a match stick and thin fire came out of his but sparks fool every where then i quickly ran home
ReplyDeleteby Lily
Last night i eat a can of extra spicy back fire beans. In the morning i had a really saw tummy, but on the way to school i keeped on farting and they burn your butt like hell. When i got to school my tummy started to make wed sounds. A minute later BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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A crowd outside my front door in the middle of night, frightened me a lot. Everyone was watching intensely at this unlikely magic man. His face was concentrated, like he was thinking of a very hard maths question. Then a kaboom, a bang, a big huge poof. Everyone screamed and shouted with shock. A streak of fire shot into the sky, like fireworks banging with pleasure. The man bowed and simply said: "Goodbye".
ReplyDeletewelcome to one news this is t.v reporter Emma Minshull . as you can see there is a fantastic show going on and...BOOM a big fire explosion comes out of Mr.Mr. Bron's But.The crowd goes wild.Thats all for tonight on one news tonight.
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Good arfter noon ladies and gentlemen today on TV one news we are he at onley park where Zach brown is going to hit the world record for the biggest fire fart. 3 2 1 Zach brown is mide way through the fire fart oh no the wind the wind is blowing the fire into Zach face. O no he's died o well.
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ReplyDeleteI was at a soccer ,at when a striker came and ran on the field and farted on the security and the security bought on fire and died and the other ones bought him after 5 minutes and toke him to the police station and got fined $100 dollars for farting in public. the end.
ReplyDeleteI was at a soccer match
Deletei walked into school with my awesome packed lunch
ReplyDeletethen i sat down to have a little munch.
Then along came bruce who looked like a moose. he said give me your lunch.
i had a frown
i tiped him upside down
and no more frown
i ate my lunch with lots of munchs
i ate some biskuits there was a bunch
i went on home i started to groan
and then it happend i got ready to fart one, two , three
there was fire everywhere.
by mia
I had same hot chill and I farted fire. I think I had to much. I don't want my bottom to catch fire again like that. It tastes so good tho I had to have more and more until I farted again and again.
ReplyDeleteby Jordis
"Hi John i did not see you there. Are you here for the butt fire test."says matt
ReplyDelete"no i am here too see my guinea pig use butt fire and i want to dispose of this nuclear waste."Says John."Well i will see you later at he testing.". AT THE TESTING NESS THING OF THING."As you know we are doing we will go straight to the test.I will go from order of most likely to accomplish anything to least likeliest to accomplish anything. first up Luca jackson-Hamid. TEN MINUTES LATER."sadly Luca i did not work well for you. now Matts guinea pig." the guinea pig jumps out of his hands and runs away."Ok so now its john turn."AHHHHHHHH"this man burnt my finger" then they all run away. THE END
thats so amazing
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ReplyDeleteone day i heard
ReplyDeletea man named bird
who never ever turned
THEN ONE DAY IT ALL CHANGED
huge crowds in the street
gathered on concrete
and in the middle was bird
ka boom and out from birds butt came a firey blast
bird shouted at last
i did it i made butt fire
and that's the story bird
by Georgia and Morgan
Parp! Parp! Parp! I farted out fire it also burned the house and that's the end of me!!!
ReplyDeleteHi let me introduces myself my name is Mr Bron and I am hanging with my friends and we had this chilly contest oh how funny it was .It was a bit sad so people cried because it was so hot .Mr Bron it is your tern now,I had the butterfly in my stomach .I walked across oh no I whispered to myself this is not going to end well. They handed me a chilly .gulp I swallowed it ,OH NO it is burning in my mouth hot hot hot I said .Wait wait for it I feel something come on puff I farted butt fire I was the first one to invent it . They now call me Mr Bron the first.
ReplyDeleteAhh a big bowl of baked beans. Then I go out on a walk oh I forgot to tell you that I
ReplyDeleteam in a country that I don't even know. Well I decided to walk into this place.
Then i am pushed into a round circle place. All of a sudden I heard this thing sounding like a fart. Of course it CAME FROM ME.
(Not me Alisha the person in the story)
Mr Bron i heard that called out one of the students. pppppooooooo that's smells very bad its like a rotten egg blow up in your bum. Each and every day Mr Bron the farter would fart and it would get even worse each time. It was starting to be a compaction heaps and heaps of boys would fart and all the girls would scream and run into the library but just as Zach was filming something a boy in the corner did a huge fart and zach fimed all of it. and he added it to a background. The End
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i was at a footballl match and Ronaldo as usual was canning up. but then Messi got annoyed %*%(&)* he shouted out but as usual Ronaldo kept scoring goals I've had enough of this $#!^ yells Messi the ref tells Messi to come over he shows the red card Messi gets worked up and Rodriguez blocks his ears because he thinks Messi is going to swear but then Messi does a huge as fart it caught his butt on fire everything and everyone in the world died as the fire spread across the world killing anything that got in it's path p.s which is every human the end by jack.c
ReplyDeleteOne day I was in the corner of the classroom. I felt a fart coming. Suddenly I did a big fart and I went zooming through the classroom wall. I went all the way to my house then fell asleep and woke up in hospital. A week later I was bag in school and people made fun of me. But I just turned around and did a huge fart right and I mean right in their face
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By Alex R
awwwwwwwww, so much dinner today i gotta go toilet. But... DAAN DAAAN DAAAAAAN! WHERES THE TOILET!!! okay it looks like ill need to poo on the ground but, and luckily no one was looking, so i bent down..... PPPFFFFRRRRRRRR!!! uh oh how embarrassing! it was on fire, i can't believe it, And even worse! i was on tv!
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Bert the Farting man. Bert the Farting fireman. Baby is what his mum
ReplyDeletecalla him. And wen he pots his bum up pop and burnt his mammas her off.
Bert the Farting man. Bert the Farting fireman. Baby is what his mum
ReplyDeletecalla him. And wen he pots his bum up pop and burnt his mammas her off.
Bert the Farting man. Bert the Farting fireman. Baby is what his mum
ReplyDeletecalla him. And wen he pots his bum up pop and burnt his mammas her off.