React and Respond!
Each week you will given a unique picture to write about. We want to get your initial first reaction to the picture!
Objective - Entertain the reader! Have fun!
Hints
- Use humour
- Be dramatic
- Be serious
- Write from a different viewpoint e.g. It might be as Ronald Macdonald, one of the men in black, yourself or even a made up character outside the photo.....
This is a must do activity
well what a glorious morning , well you probably wondering how i end up in here . It a long story but you should know very soon. well it was last week i woke up in my bed and then went down stairs to make some breakfast then got ready for work . Well peace at last he got to work then had the weird dream it started with getting fired then he went home and a watch a movie then he got sucked in the toilet . When he woke he was sucked in the toilet . Well that how i end up in the toilet
ReplyDeleteonce a boy named James went to a port-lo and then someone named bob tipped it upside down and the wee and poop went all over him then bob tipped it the right way up and next minute he was in the toilet
ReplyDeleteHELP!! I say I'm stuck in the toilet. You are probably having trouble working out how I got in here I will tell you now. I was playing a game of hide and seek in my house, and I decided to hide in the giant exit to the toilet pipe and stay there. About 5 minutes later I heard footsteps so I climbed up the toilet pipe and I went to far and got my head stuck.
ReplyDeleteBy William
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Deleteflushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where am i omg the tolet is brown why are i here any way arrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
ReplyDeleteHELP!! I say I'm stuck in the toilet. are you having a probably in the toilet and I have butt I had a huge in the toilet. For About 10 minutes later
ReplyDeleteI was at school listing to the teacher and then i felt a little tinkel and then i went up to my teacher and asked my teacher Mr Bron if i could go to the loo and guess what he said sit down young boy, i thought to myself that this is very serious biz and i dont want to tell you what i mean by that so thought of very good plan so i went to my other teacher and guess what Mrs Mcullum said yes you can go billy but be very fast all right i'm not as slow as a turtel i'm as fast as a bunny rabbit running from a pack of wild dogs that are very very hungrey and then sploosh i fell in to the loo this never happens to me maybe i was to fast that i fell in the loo and now i need a plan oh look at that i'v got my way one way out of here then flush my bodys stuck DUNDUNDUUUUUN to be continued.
ReplyDelete"Just wait honey I need to go toilet." I say to my wife. "No you won't!" My wife replies. "But I'm busting." I moan. "You want to go toilet, I'LL GIVE YOU THE TOILET!" She picks me up and stuffs my body in the toilet and leaves my head poking out looking at poop on the toilet seat. I hear the door slam and my tummy rumble. I open my mouth wide open and eat the poop. "Ah know my tummy isn't rumbling."
ReplyDeleteStuck in the toilet,
ReplyDeleteShouldn't have boiled it.
What's going to happen,
Am I going to die,
I don't want to lie.
This is a true story,
And it doe's get
A little bit gory.
I fell in the the toilet
and grazed my knee
and get this
it was because of a little bee
By Matt :)
I was cleaning the house. Until there was a huge blockage in the toilet.I did what i had to do dive in. Yes I when in iti was the opposite of a amazing candy land it it was the baddest hey look i found my rubber ducky but now i am stuck so i guess i have to live like this THE END!!!
ReplyDeletehoney can you help your son he has fallen of the tramp. yep after i go toilet. plop plop look there is a goldfish in the toilet i need to find sorting to save him i will clim out the window to get a stick and clim back in and get him flush he accidentally stood on the toilet flush when i was claiming up the toilet to get a stick to save the fish but he went down and got stuck so i put my hand down the toilet and fell and got stuck in the toilet lucky there was no water in the drain i got my head stuck in and that was when you can in and called the plumber and said that is some pig dump you much be fanciable to dress your poo and then you told him it was me and he saved me and i was not allowed to sit on the couch but at list i saved the gold fish by flushing him down to a river with lots and lots of poo.
ReplyDeletethe end
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ReplyDeleteSo my dad had problems with the toilet, he had one of those times were you just have a plumber come in because you have no money. So he did the well manly way and it is not going well. Apparently he had fixed it, so I went into the bathroom and did my business and suddenly his head pops out of nowhere, and you know what you properly don't want to know what happened next /TO be continued....
ReplyDeleteI happened to be passing by the toilet and I just had to have a peek in and .....I FOUND A $10 NOTE!!! I'M GOING TO BE RICH.I'd better dive in grab it. OH NO whats happening the toilet is going dark wait whats that? OH NO A BIG BUM and i'm afraid I'm not going to like what comes out of it!!!!! Wait actually i think i will a chocolate milkshake is coming down as i open my mouth I realize i'v forgotten its not a chocolate milkshake its coming out of a bum as i go to shut my mouth I get a whole mouthful of poop.Then I heard a loud noise FUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then who knows where I ended up.
ReplyDeleteTHE END
By Emma M
as my friend the magician started i gulped and bit my lip know for the great magic trick he said loudly then all of a sudden i could see a crowd and every one laughed and steered his in a toilet i looked down and screamed. and that's how i got my head stuck in a toilet seat. so if your friend ever asks you to do a magic trick say no!
ReplyDeleteI've been in a toilet seat for a year know yes a year i'm getting yous to it.basically everyone knows that I've got a toilet seat on my head.but my mum said that theirs a doctor that know how to take a toilet seat off but it's survey.as i walked in they gave me medicine so i fall asleep.when i woke up i had know toilet seat anymore and that the end of that.
DeleteThe three little pigs
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time there was a mother pig and her three little pigs the mother said she had not a lot of money or food only enough to feed your so she sent the three little pigs away.
The three little pigs did not want to live all all alone like their persons (they split up )so the three little pigs made their house out of bricks .They found the bricks from a man who was selling them. After that they found a good place to make their house so they picked up the brick and started to build it tock about 3 months but they finished they also put stuff in like bathtub ,toilet ,beds and food they found the stuff in a big garbage dump .
bang boom bang people were coming the pigs did not know what to do suddenly a person came bursting in one pig had an idea he got the toilet and put in on the ground right where the man was standing then the pig jumped out and gave the man a fright it man the man jump right into the toilet and that is how it happened .
So i was dreaming about the best thing ever then splat I landed in a toilet yes a toilet the I found a pile of money it wasn't a $10 note or something it was worst it was only $5,0000,0000,0000.S I kept it cause it was better than nothing so i jump out and went to bed again . But I am still wondering who put me down a long drop was it you?
ReplyDeleteIts been annoying with this man stuck in my head all day. He takes up all the time I'm supposed to have with all the other Human Beings. Their squishy feeling when they sit down on me is so warm and cuddly it feels like a soft teddy bear. Cold is the only way to explain the way I feel right now. I mean this man has been in my head for months, years maybe! ( In Toilet Years ). His hair makes me want to itch myself but then again I don't have any Arms. People just sit on me with their rear end looking at me. I guess this a farewell people. See you later peeps!
ReplyDeleteso one day i was on the toilet just minding my own business the bang i slipped right down the toilet.
ReplyDeletebang i hit the ground i was in the suwer.
i could hear something or some one at the end of the pipe.
i peeked around the corner and sawwwww the ninja turtles.
aaaaaaa they saw me and ran away wait i shouted.
i was stuck...!
Hi I'm toilet man and people call me that because well, I adventure other peoples toilets. It is a fun job to me but the only thing is if someone flushes the toilet, you go flying down random pipes with someone else's litter. It is a wet job as well I have to say. Any ways one day I was adventuring in the toilets when I went up and of course my head was in the toilet seat. It was a boring toilet. The room was made only out of concrete and the toilet was brown and made of wood. So of course I tried to get out but I got stuck in this stupid brown toilet! Then I was seen by someone who wanted to do there business and they screamed a shrill loud scream! The police men tried to get me out but it didn't work so of course now I have to live in this silly toilet and people just feed me. Now they call me toilet pet. :(
ReplyDeleteBy Rio
if you are wondering why
ReplyDeleteI have the reason
I was busting.
so asked my teacher if I could
go to the loo for a number two.
so busting I almost exploded.
so I went to the loo.
and slipped on a banana skin.
head first into the loo I go.
and that's how i ended up here
by shay :)
"Here he is! The most famous magician of all time!" I commentated. A loud roar in the crowd erupted. I knew my friend will do well, he's always proved himself. I stood there, my face confident, waiting for him to do the trick. My face had still remained as confident as before but now as it's already been a few minutes deep down I knew that I was starting to get anxious. Suddenly there was a huge poof, a puff of smoke and there stood a toilet, disgusting wood brown. But hey, where is the magician? Everyone started chatting at once. I knew that that was his trick done. I glared suspiciously at the toilet. Yep, definetly unreal. As the crowd chatted about, a shocking familiar face popped out of the toilet hole. He said" Hey, did you like my new trick? It was definitly hard to learn but I managed it. Now... you see, I'm kind of stuck so would kindly give me a helping hand old friend?" I sighed, "Ok"
ReplyDeleteA plumber came to the toilet stand,
ReplyDeleteWhile listening to the local band,
With his spanner,
He made a banner,
With a ladder,
He made a scanner,
For broken loo's!!!
Today i was going toilet when a robber with a gun came into my house and i slipped and fell inside my toilet i waited a hour then screamed for help then the robber came into the bathroom and flushed me down the toilet. The End
ReplyDelete- By Ben
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ReplyDeleteoh no, i hate portaloos.
ReplyDeleteespecially when doing poos
there's no soap
but there is hope
i see some down there!
oh wait, WHERE
time to dive
have to chop and chive
GOT IT
wait i'm in a pit
gotta get out
or i will have to eat a Brussel sprout!
yes, ladder
if it breaks i will get sadder
"yay" im out i said
"AHHHH Head"
the lady runs away
heading towards Shay
at least i'm out
jeez lady no need to shout
as i went to the toilet out the tip of my eye i could see a frog in the toilet i looked closely and then the frog jumped into my face. i started freaking out i screamed i cry it was biting me 2 minutes later the frog hopped of my face and then i looked a little closer into the toilet because i could see something on the frog i went to deep and i fell into the toilet so that is how i landed into the toilet
ReplyDeleteAS I went to the toilet I sore a little bug of the corner of my eye i looked closely at then the bug jumped on leaving toilet water dirt marks and slime marks i was screamed so loud one of the light bulb broke 2 minutes later a sore a ant is the toilet i looked at is then the ant left some little black things behind now for the last time i sore this brown black the and that is how i got my head stuck in the toilte
ReplyDeleteby Lily
One day I was going toilet and I finished and got up to wash my hands when my cat walked in and jumped into the toilet. Well, I guess that's the end of you isn't it. No it can't be not today it's only our first week together. I quickly rushed myself forward and dived into the toilet. It suddenly started to smell horrible. OH NO what have I done to myself I thought suddenly I am stuck in the toilet with my cat extreme tall standing up washing his hands.
ReplyDeleteThe END!!! By Alice
Well i was on my way to school when someone grabbed me. He took me to a public toilet he put me in it. I had poo all over i screamed and screamed but no one could hear me i was stuck for ever THE END - By Jayden
ReplyDeleteI was walking into the bathroom when I slipped of a bar of soap and dived head first into the toilet. I managed to turn around when my foot hit the flush button. I got my foot stuck in the hole and now I'm stuck in the toilet
ReplyDeleteOnce I was digging a hole for fun in my backyard. I saw a huge slide, so I thought I could try and go down it. "Wow were does this lead to. I've been going down here for ages.Oh finally It's done." So I poked my head up and I'm in a portaloo. "Oh wow I love portaloos.
ReplyDeleteTHE END!!
By Alex R
Finally a plan to get out of jail, going through the toilet, will work at last. So I sit down and pull the flusher. Wheeeeeeee this is so funnnnnn! And it doesn't smell as bad as the prison food (it smells better!) At last I pop out. What? How did I get from a jail in New Jersey to a jail in Australia?!?!
ReplyDeleteBy Megan