React and Respond!
Each week you will given a unique picture to write about. We want to get your initial first reaction to the picture!
Objective - Entertain the reader! Have fun!
Hints
- Use humour
- Be dramatic
- Be serious
- Write from a different viewpoint e.g. It might be as Ronald Macdonald, one of the men in black, yourself or even a made up character outside the photo.....
This is a must do activity
One day this baby was watching ooo baby a triple 5 seconds into the video he fell off his chair and was shocked because the guy got a triple kill
ReplyDeleteBy Ben
P.S can somone put my snigdes up please cause I'm on holiday bye
Once Lisa Delson finished changing her daughters diaper for the hundredth time. "BOOM" A poo can flying out onto Lisa's face. Her daughter sat with her mouth wide open thinking "WOW what a masterpiece!"
ReplyDeleteOne day i was a baby name Matthew. And i like to fart in Ratawhetu face all day long, and i laugh and laugh and laugh until i vomit all over Ratawhetu face.
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ReplyDeleteone day i was just watching the wiggles when a new boy moved next door so now we are going to there house for tea time i am having mashed potato and the new boy is making something called mc Donald's so we had our tea and he had a game and it is called gta 5 so i played and i crashed his car and then when it was time to go i stood on a nail and broke my toe and everybody asked if i was ok and i was fine.
ReplyDeleteOne day i had just finished changing my duets diaper when she urenates all over my face and to top it all off she farts. My cuter just sites in amusement.
ReplyDeleteI was having a normal bath until mum brang in this rubber ducky. 1 I hate ducks 2 mum should just buy me a boat 3 Iam awesome. so they put me in the bath then let me play. I had a mission to get rid of the duck.Throw it out the window. Try number 1 it worked after a couple of days i had a bath she bought a new one guess this mission is going to last a while. :)
ReplyDeletegoe goe is what I heard next door. I go to check on the baby oh no its time to change the diaper again I open the diaper and splat she was still going toilet so from that day on I made my brother do it. The baby never did it to him :(
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as i hopped in the bath my mum did my hair the shampoo then the conditioner as she did i looked in the mirror and there i saw it the ugliest hair do ever it was a Mohawk i opened my jaw but nothing came out saw i sat there like that. and that's why i don't like baths the end.
ReplyDeleteOh baby oh baby,
ReplyDeletelet me be
I am going toilet don't interrupt me
I was enjoying my plop,
when a seagull came in with a tin,
then smashed into the bin.
he shock his tush and picked me up
and flew me into a bush.
By Alex Robson and Akiva
Oh no, bath time,
ReplyDeleteThrough the window I shall climb.
But isn't that a crime,
the water better taste like lime.
Why am I dragging on this rhyme?
WHERE IS MY BOAT!
is it inside that yellow coat?
if I could I'll call a vote
I'll make a quote,
to take away all of your bank notes.
Why am I in the bath?
Is this really my only path.
With out a doubt
I'm getting out.
I'll sneak into bed
with my Ted.
I think I might be a bit brain dead
By Matt
burp, burp, burp
ReplyDeleteslurp, slurp, slurp
hello old chap
ready for a nap?
but first a bath
because it makes you laugh
and oh so clean
so you can easily be seen
and don't poop
because mum has made soup
...
plop,plop,plop
ohh baby a triple
this is making me sickle
at least the poop
is made of soup
So I am a baby and this is how it goes on day I was getting reddy to go in the bathtub and I was being something like a goof ball shacking my bottom around but then my dad court me and put me in the bath.
ReplyDeleteHe left I was alone he had shut the door and plus I could drown .
5 minuets later I heard this sound it sounded like a ghost but it did not know
if ghost were real or not so I sat there I waited and waited nothing happened
I knew it was all in my head but was it ,it could not true ghost are not real I think so I just sat there and sat there.
Woooowoooowooooo what is that sound In can hear I think it is aaaaa a ghost boo shouted dad it was me the hole time I shock my head fontanelle I am still a baby I can not speck.
Mum came in you want are you doing trying to scare her came now I will get you
out daddy was being mean wasn't he I nodded. Dad was no longer aloud to be with me in the .
The End
By Maggie
As I was in the bath enjoying my time I saw a strange thing. I gasped what I saw. My face! Yep, my face. I tried talking to it." Goo goo ga ga?" The other me said nothing. I punched this stupid thing. But hey, it's broken into pieces! And in the middle of all the mess was thin piece of paper with my face! Again! I tried talking to it." Goo goo goo ga ?" The other me said nothing. Just then mummy came in. 'Oh now look what you've done! And I have to fix this photogragh now!" she said angrily. "I think that it's that it's time for you to go to bed." I screamed and cried and squirmed and tried to ask what a photograph was but all mummy did was sigh and put me to bed. I hate it when everyone ignores me, especially photographs.
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ReplyDeletedo you want do know how i ended up well i'm happy to tell . It all started when i was at home my farther us if i wanted to come to his lab and i said yes when we got into his lab he said don't touch anything and i said okay kind of upset. I found a time machine and started pushing button and it set the time machine to turn me back into a baby the end
ReplyDeleteNEWS REPORT: Baby has bath for the first time. Residents of the Feehan family have reported that there baby has finally had a bath after 1 year. They are exuasted after the long wait. Mrs Feehan says "That he kept on playing hide and seek because he didn't want a bath''. Mr Feehan said "He was making them whole families tiered that they'd fall asleep and he would play video games all night''.
ReplyDeleteonce a baby said poop so the mother came running out with a fresh diaper and a towel saying he's gonna blow then poop a piece of poop came flying out to bad the mother said maybe next time i'll get there fast.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time Mrs lime had a baby and it was a she ha i tricked you really good it was a boy and they named him billy he was a little brat if you ask me to be very sure of him he cries and cries it's just not fear to me then one day Mr lime came back from holiday and he had something billy now it was a teddy bear of him he love's it so match he plays with sleeps with it and even dances with it now that's pretty cool am i right i now i am now back to the store mrs and mr lime were very happy then he cried oh baby whats the matter are you tired or do you have wind he's tired then he started to walk , talk and then he went to sleep
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by jevania
Its bath time my mama said,
ReplyDeleteand then your straight of to bed.
Look here, look there and of I fled,
to the bathroom to look for my ted.
In the bathtub I made a splash,
that suddenly turned into ash.
It had me totally crashed,
That I had developed a bright red rash.
My mama threw me my towel,
when I started to howl.
I started to feel foul,
Then my mama started to growl.
When I went to sleep,
it felt very deep.
i also started to weep,
so I had to count some sheep.
baby do you read me. yes. are you at the approximate location. no i have run into some trouble. what. my mum. well whats your mum going to do. CHANGE MY NAPIEEE she's coming. get out of there get out. I'm trying I'm trying. whait I'm going in. no no its dangerous out here she's got the nappies ready she's coming ahh... splat.
ReplyDeleteWaa waa waa my hear is puffing up i want to go to the hairdressers now. OK sweetie hop in the car then. No i want to go in a limo. You need to start using your manners otherwise i will be sending you to summer school. OK then i am sorry mum i will start using my manners from now on. Mum could i PLEASE go to the hairdressers. Sure sweetie but i don't no if i can afford a limo
ReplyDeleteNo i want to go in a limo. Thats it you are definitely going to summer school. To be continued!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and GRRRRRRR Baby Mr.Bron was singing but then Suddenly There was a big loud fart noise and it was coming from him! I cant believe it its my worst night I have to change that dippa and i'm afraid I'm not going to like whats in it! Its time as I open the dippa a descusting smell comes out of it! AND...................... ................................................................Every body passes out and Mr Bron is sitting there laughing his head off!
ReplyDeleteThis morning at breakfast, I did'nt want to eat my breakfast because seriously you don't want to eat baby food that's flavoured like chicken nuggets and pears mixed together! So mum did a trick that always gets me eating my baby food "here comes the airplane" said mum and at that exact moment an airplane smashed into the kitchen . That is why I am staring like this :0
ReplyDeleteAlso can one of my freinds put up 50 snidges for me I'm sick!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks! :)
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DeleteOne day I had to babysit at 9 years old I had to do gross stuff like change the baby's diaper when he did a plop in his diaper and it was like what a skunks farts would smell except worse and spews like a geyser spits water up and allot faster and yuckier and smeller than you could ever imagine.
ReplyDeleteby Shay
Time for your bath said mummy in a angry voice. I jumped in the bath when splash the soap in the bath went everywhere what am I going to do ! I jumped out of the bath and grabbed my towel and started to scrub I was'nt coming off did I leave it to long my mummy came in and said " Did you do this " I said yes but I was trying to rub it off she said thats ok.
ReplyDeleteAs mum said come on it is time to go in the shower noooooooooo I don't want to go in the shower she said I am going to cont to 3 if you are not in the sower then I will take all you toys away fine I will come to the shower when I got in the shower the water was so worm that I can't fell my feat as mum but the shanpo there where bubbles every where they got on my eyes it really hurt then mum out the codishna in my hair she said leave it in your hair for a little bit OK I said that is how i got my hair washed
ReplyDeleteby Lily
"I love to fart. I love to fart on my twin called Sam "Says Luca the awesome twin
ReplyDelete"i do not care if i get farted on because i will do something too him when he is asleep" says Sam the evil twin. (He is only evil because he likes lemurs never ever trust lemurs they hook their tail in dolphins blowholes and eat them)
later in the night all the bays in the world died
the end by luca
bays=babys
DeleteOne day i was watching tv and a massive gust of wind came and blew me out of the room and the wind was that strong that my house blew away with me my jaw droped and i coudlen close my mouth and i ended in america.
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ReplyDeleteoooooohhhhhhhhh baby what's that noise meeeeoooowwwwwww who's there meow meow mmmmmmmm mooooooonnnssstttteeeerrrr . Baby Annalise whats wrong monster .For crying out loud it's a cat . ohhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteoh baby what's that noise meow who's there meow meow mmmmmmmmmm monster. Baby annalise whats wrong monster . For crying out loud it's a cat .oh
ReplyDeleteOh mr bron whot are you doing do you have the hicups agen.:)$$$$$$$$$
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